BUCKET HATS
Dear Board of trustees
What do you have against bucket hats? This is a safe way to insure that stratford primary students are not endangered with skin cancer. Listen to my three positive, believable reasons why we, stratford primary need bucket hats.
First and foremost, who cares about whose hat is cooler or that is a cheap version. All those cat fights would brush away only if only if we were informed with bucket hats. There would be less bullying. Stratford primary would be a friendlier place.
Secondly, some people, well most people believe bucket hats are lame, uncool, idiotic. Well that can change. Why not design our own pattern. It would be creative to get felts for each class. Students would have a chance to be creative not just on paper but also on bucket hats. That would make our school more creative.
Thirdly but not finally, do you want to have a butface? Everyone knows what type of hats we wear, flat caps. They don't even protect your skin. Sun burn is cancers best friend. If you end up with cancer, you end up with a butface. Its up to you if you want to have a butface or a healthy casual face.
Finally, now you know why bucket hats need to be informed in our school. Reason 1. No but faces lurking around. 2. Stratford primary will be a friendlier place. 3. Our creativity is important. Its not like bucket hats will hurt anyone. will they?
By Georgia
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